Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya about this fella, Roman Reigns, and when he’s comin’ back to that wrestlin’ stuff. Folks been askin’ and askin’, ya know? Like a buncha chickens peckin’ at corn.
So, this Roman guy, he ain’t been around since somethin’ called WrestleMania 40. Don’t ask me what that is, sounds like a big ol’ circus to me. But, he’s a big deal, I guess. Like the biggest rooster in the henhouse.
Now, I heard some folks whisperin’, said he’s got a pile of money. Said somethin’ about “Celebrity Net Worth.” Sounds fancy, huh? Means he’s got more greenbacks than a frog got warts, I reckon. Probably enough to buy all the chickens in the county.
- Big Comeback: They say he’s gonna be on somethin’ called “Monday Night Raw” on January 6th, 2025. That’s a long ways off, ain’t it? But folks are excited, like a hound dog chasin’ a rabbit.
- Netflix Thingy: And get this, this “Monday Night Raw” show is gonna be on somethin’ called Netflix. Heard it’s like that picture box, only with more stuff. Don’t know how that works, but it sounds modern.
- The Bloodline: He’s got some kinfolk, called “The Bloodline.” They’re still on that wrestlin’ show, makin’ noise and causin’ trouble, I bet. Like a buncha squawkin’ geese.
This fella, Mike Chiari, he writes about this stuff. He said Roman’s been gone a long time. He wrote about it for somethin’ called “IVSummerSlam” and somethin’ else, “*.” Sounds like important papers, though I ain’t never read ’em myself. Don’t even know how to read good, to be honest.
So, they say November’s almost over, but nobody knows for sure when Roman’s comin’ back for real. It’s all just rumors, like whispers in the wind. But that January date, that seems pretty solid. Folks over at “WrestleVotes Radio” said somethin’ about it too, on somethin’ called “Backstage Pass.” Lots of fancy names, ain’t there?
Anyways, this Roman fella, he’s a big shot in the wrestlin’ world. And he’s gonna be back. Just gotta wait a bit, like waitin’ for the crops to grow. January 6th, 2025. That’s the day to mark on your calendar, if you care about such things. Me? I’ll be busy feedin’ the chickens and tendin’ the garden. But I’ll probably hear the ruckus when he comes back. Wrestlin’ folks are loud, ya know?
And that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. No fancy words, just plain talk. Roman Reigns, comin’ back on January 6th, 2025, on somethin’ called Netflix. Mark it down, if you want. Or don’t. Makes no difference to me.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them eggs. Them hens ain’t layin’ like they should be, and that’s more important than any wrestlin’ show, that’s for sure.
Tags: [Roman Reigns, WWE, Monday Night Raw, Netflix, Wrestling, Wrestlemania, Return Date, Comeback, The Bloodline, January 2025]
