Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, Leonard Francois. I don’t know much about fancy stuff, but I’ll tell ya what I know, the way I know how.
Who’s this Leonard Francois, anyway?
Now, I ain’t got no fancy book learnin’, so I just poked around a bit. Seems like this name pops up here and there. Like, this “Leonard Francois” fella, he might be from some place called Florence. Not the one in Italy, mind you. This here Florence is in Colorado, a state in America. Heard it’s a small town, population ’bout 3,822 folks, give or take. They even had one of them “census” things in 2020. Counted everyone, I reckon. It’s part of somethin’ called Caon City, whatever that is.
What’s Florence, Colorado like?
Well, from what I gather, it ain’t no big city. They got weather like we do. Sometimes it’s sunny, sometimes it’s cloudy. I heard tell it gets windy there too, 15 to 25 miles per hour, they say. And they get storms, rain, and snow, just like us. Sounds like a regular place to me.
Anything fancy ’bout Florence?
They got this place called “Lark Landing BB.” Sounds fancy, huh? Said it’s a “luxury guest retreat.” Right on the Arkansas River, they say. The river even runs right through their land! Must be pretty, I guess. Not my cup of tea, though. I like my own porch swing just fine.
- Not much to do in a small town
- Weather can be unpredictable
- They have a river, which is nice
What else I found out…
Now, this is where it gets a bit confusing. I stumbled upon some other stuff when I was lookin’ for this Leonard Francois. Talk about artists and mistakes. Seems like someone named Aja Kusick, she’s a painter, made a mistake and it turned into somethin’ good. Mashed up pop culture and that fella Van Gogh’s style. Don’t know what that has to do with Leonard Francois, but it popped up.
Then there was this talk about bein’ healthy and happy, and “chemicals” and “adrenal medulla.” Sounded like doctor talk to me. And somethin’ ’bout “arousal and fear.” Lordy, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. Just made my head spin. Maybe this Leonard Francois is a doctor, or maybe he knows about this stuff. Who knows?
And then there was this other fella…
I even found a fella named Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab. Born in 1986, they said. Arabic name, I think. Don’t know why he showed up when I was lookin’ for Leonard Francois, but these here computers, they do strange things.
And a robot lady?
And lastly, I found somethin’ ’bout YoRHa No. 2 Type B, or somethin’ called 2B. Now, I know that ain’t no real person. It’s some kinda robot, like in them sci-fi shows. Again, not sure what it has to do with Leonard Francois, but there it was.
So, who is this Leonard Francois?
Well, after all that lookin’, I still ain’t quite sure who this Leonard Francois is. Maybe he’s just a regular fella from Florence, Colorado. Maybe he likes the river and don’t mind the wind. Maybe he knows about art and health, or maybe he don’t. Maybe he’s even got somethin’ to do with that robot lady, though I doubt it. It’s a mystery, I tell ya. A good ol’ fashioned mystery.
But one thing’s for sure: if he’s from Florence, Colorado, he’s probably a down-to-earth kinda fella. Just like me.
And that’s all I got to say ’bout Leonard Francois. Hope it makes some sense to ya.
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