Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Michelle McCool, you know, the one who wrassled on TV. Folks keep askin’ me ’bout her, so I figured I’d spill the beans, the way I see it.
This Michelle gal, she’s hitched to that Undertaker fella. You know, the big scary one with the long coat and hat? Yeah, him. They got hitched a while back, in 2010, I think it was. Can you believe it? Fifteen years difference between ’em! He’s older, see. But they seem happy enough, I reckon. Got themselves a couple of young’uns, a little girl and a boy. Cute as buttons, I bet.
Now, before Michelle, Undertaker had himself another wife, Sara, and some other kids too. Michelle, she’s a stepmama to them. Sounds like a handful, if you ask me. But she seems to manage alright. She used to wrestle herself, you know. Tough as nails, she was. But now she mostly stays home with the kids. That’s what happens, I guess. You get older, you settle down. Raise a family.
- They got married in 2010.
- They got two kids together.
- She’s a stepmom to his other kids.
- She used to be a wrestler, too.
This Undertaker fella, he’s a big deal in that wrestling world. Been doin’ it for thirty years, they say. Michelle, she was part of that world too. They both worked for that WWE company. I don’t watch it much myself, all that smackin’ and jumpin’ around. But folks seem to like it. And it made ’em famous, I guess.
Undertaker, he was married before, to a woman named Jodi Lynn, they had a son together. But that didn’t last. He married again later, to Michelle. Jodi Lynn, she keeps to herself now. Don’t see her around much. It’s probably for the best, you know. Some things just ain’t meant to be.
Michelle, she stopped wrestling after a while. Decided to focus on her family, like I said. That’s what most women do, ain’t it? Take care of the kids, the house. It’s hard work, let me tell ya. But it’s important work. Someone’s gotta do it.
I heard tell that Undertaker, his real name is Mark Calaway. Imagine that! Undertaker ain’t his real name! But I guess that’s how it goes in that wrestling business. They all got stage names, fancy outfits. It’s all for show, you know. But it’s entertainment, I suppose. Keeps folks happy.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about Michelle McCool. She’s married to the Undertaker, she’s got kids, she used to wrestle. She seems like a decent woman, far as I can tell. And that’s all there is to it, really.
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