Alright, let’s yak about this WWE Survivor Series thing, ya know? I heard some folks talkin’ ‘bout it, so I figured I’d tell ya what I think.
First off, they got these fellas, big and strong, wrestlin’ each other. They call ‘em “superstars,” like they’re some kinda movie stars or somethin’. But they ain’t singin’ or dancin’, they’re smackin’ each other around. Reminds me of them boys fightin’ over the last piece of chicken at the church picnic, only these guys are wearin’ fancy little shorts.
This “Survivor Series,” they say it’s a big deal. Got folks from two different shows, “RAW” and “SmackDown.” Sounds like a buncha chickens from different coops squawkin’ at each other. They say it’s all about who’s the best, but honestly, they all look pretty tough to me. I wouldn’t wanna tangle with any of ‘em, that’s for sure.
Now, they got this thing called “WarGames.” Sounds scary, don’t it? Like them fellas gonna be locked in a cage or somethin’. Probably yellin’ and hollerin’ like a buncha hogs at slop time. I reckon it’s gonna be a real barn burner, as they say. Lots of thumpin’ and bumpin’ and whatnot.
- One thing’s for sure, ain’t nobody gonna be polite in there.
- They gonna be throwin’ each other around like rag dolls.
- Probably some chair smashin’ too, which always makes the crowd go wild.
I saw some folks writin’ down who they think’s gonna win. Like they know somethin’ the rest of us don’t. They call ‘em “experts.” Hmph, experts. I’m an expert at makin’ biscuits, but that don’t mean I know who’s gonna win a wrasslin’ match. It could go either way, far as I can tell. One fella might look strong, but then the other fella gets lucky and bam! He’s pinned.
Folks pay good money to watch this stuff, ya know? Sit there and cheer and boo. I guess it’s entertainin’ for some. Me, I’d rather watch the chickens peckin’ in the yard. At least they ain’t tryin’ to hurt each other too bad. Though sometimes them roosters get a bit feisty.
This pay-per-view thing, that’s another thing. You gotta pay to watch it on TV. Seems kinda silly to me. Why pay when you can watch the neighbor’s kids wrestle for free? They ain’t as big, but they got just as much spirit, I tell ya.
Anyway, back to these “Survivor Series” matches. They got a whole bunch of ‘em, different folks fightin’ different folks. Some are for championships, some are just for bragging rights, I guess. It’s all a bit confusin’ if you ask me. Too many belts and titles and whatnots. Back in my day, the strongest fella was the champ, and that was that.
I heard tell there’s gonna be some surprises too. Maybe somebody comin’ back from bein’ hurt, or maybe somebody turnin’ on their partner. That’s always excitin’, I gotta admit. Like a good soap opera, only with more muscles and less cryin’.
So, who’s gonna win? I ain’t got a clue. Like I said, it could go either way. But I reckon it’ll be a good show, if you like that kinda thing. Lots of action, lots of yellin’, lots of sweat. Just like a good old-fashioned barn raisin’, only instead of buildin’ somethin’, they’re tearin’ each other down.
And that’s all I gotta say ‘bout that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on them biscuits. Don’t want ‘em burnin’.
One more thing, they talk about predictions for these matches. Everybody and their brother got an opinion, I reckon. But predictions are just that, ain’t they? Guesses. Nobody really knows what’s gonna happen ‘til them fellas get in the ring and start throwin’ punches.
So, sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show. Or don’t. It’s your money, after all.
Final thoughts? Well, I hope them fellas don’t get hurt too bad. And I hope they remember to say their prayers before they go out there and start whalin’ on each other. ‘Cause at the end of the day, it’s just a wrasslin’ match, ain’t it? There’s more important things in life, like family and good cookin’.
And don’t forget, these fellas, they’re puttin’ on a show. They’re entertainers. So don’t take it too serious. Just have fun and cheer for whoever you like. Or don’t cheer at all. It’s up to you.
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