Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Romain Langasque. Don’t ask me how to say that fancy name, sounds like somethin’ you’d eat, not a person! Anyways, this young man, he’s a golfer. You know, hittin’ them little white balls with a stick.
Now, they tell me he was born in 1995, May 18th to be exact. Just a young whippersnapper, but he’s already swingin’ them clubs like a pro. They say he started when he was just four years old! Four! I was still tryin’ to figure out how to tie my shoes at that age. But this Romain, he was already holdin’ a golf club. Imagine that!
He’s French, this fella. From France, you know, where they eat all them snails and frogs. Don’t know why they’d eat such things, but to each their own, I guess. He plays on somethin’ called the European Tour. Sounds fancy, doesn’t it? Like they travel all over Europe, hittin’ them balls and whatnot.
- Born: May 18, 1995
- From: France
- Plays on: European Tour
They say he’s pretty good too. Won a big amateur championship back in 2015. That’s somethin’, ain’t it? Beatin’ all them other young fellas. And then, in 2020, he won his first big tournament on the European Tour, the ISPS Handa Wales Open. In Wales! Now, that’s a place with lots of sheep, they say. More sheep than people, can you believe it?
This tournament, the Wales Open, it was at a place called Celtic Manor. Sounds like a castle or somethin’. Bet it was real pretty there. Anyways, Romain, he won it. Beat all them other golfers. Must’ve been a real proud moment for him and his family. I bet his mama was happy.
He’s also part of some golf club in Cannes Mougins. Another one of them fancy names. Sounds like a rich folks’ place, but I don’t know for sure. They say he won a bunch of other amateur tournaments too, seven of ’em! This boy was busy winnin’ stuff before he even went pro. That’s like winnin’ all the ribbons at the county fair, but on a much bigger scale, I reckon.
Now, they talk about his “stats” and “bio” and “career highlights.” Sounds like a whole lot of jibber jabber to me. What I understand is he hits the ball far, and he gets it in the hole more often than most folks. That’s how you win in golf, ain’t it? Hit it far, get it in the hole. Simple as that.
Professional golfer Romain Langasque. That’s what they call him. Sounds important, doesn’t it? But I bet he’s just a regular fella, like you or me. Just happens to be real good at hittin’ that little white ball. They probably pay him a whole lot of money for it too. Enough to buy a whole herd of sheep, I’d wager.
So, that’s the story of Romain Langasque, as best as I can tell it. A young fella from France who hits golf balls real good. Won some tournaments, plays on the European Tour. Seems like he’s doin’ alright for himself. Good for him, I say. Work hard, play hard, that’s what my pappy always told me. And this Romain, he’s sure workin’ hard at that golfin’ thing.
And that’s all I got to say about Romain Langasque. If you want to know more, you’ll have to go ask someone else. I’m just tellin’ you what I heard. Now, where’d I put my spectacles? Can’t see a thing without these darn things.
They give you all this information on him, like he’s some kind of celebrity. Well, maybe he is to some folks, those golfin’ types. But to me, he’s just a young man tryin’ to make a livin’, just like the rest of us. Only he’s doin’ it by hittin’ little white balls across a field. Like I said, to each their own.
So there you have it. The story of Romain Langasque, the French golfer. Not a bad fella, I reckon. Just a fella who’s good at golf. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed the chickens.
