Alright, alright, let’s talk about this fella, Gary Lineker. Don’t know why everyone’s makin’ such a fuss, but I guess he’s a big deal or somethin’. Heard they talkin’ ’bout him on the telly all the time.
First off, they say he used to kick a ball around for a livin’. Football, they call it. Guess he was pretty good at it, played for some fancy teams, even the one from Leicester, that place down the road. Don’t know much about football myself, more of a bingo kinda gal, but they say he was a star. Scored a lot of goals, I reckon. That’s what they do, right? Kick the ball into that net thingy.
- He played for Leicester City, yeah, that’s what I heard.
- He was on the telly too, talkin’ about the football.
- And now, they sayin’ he’s leavin’ somethin’ or other.
Then, he got himself on the telly. TV host, they call him. Talkin’ ’bout the football, analyzin’ it, whatever that means. He’s been doin’ it for a long time, many years they say. Must be makin’ a pretty penny, all that talkin’. Always dressed nice and proper, too. Not like us folks, wearin’ whatever’s comfortable.
But here’s the kicker, they’re sayin’ he’s leaving Match of the Day. That’s his show, the one where he talks about the football. End of the season, they say. And somethin’ ’bout a World Cup in Canada? Don’t know when that is, but sounds far away. Maybe he’s tired of all that talkin’, I wouldn’t blame him. Talkin’ can wear you out, you know.
And get this, they call him a social justice advocate too. Fancy words, right? Means he speaks his mind, I guess. Stands up for what he believes in, even if it ruffles some feathers. Good for him, I say. More people should speak their minds, instead of just noddin’ along like sheep. But sometimes, it gets you into trouble, you know? Speakin’ your mind, it can be dangerous.
So, this Gary fella, he’s done a bit of everything, hasn’t he? Footballer, TV host, loudmouth… He’s a multi-talented person, that’s what they call it. Born in November, apparently. Don’t know what year, and frankly, don’t care much neither. He’s just a fella, like anyone else, even if he’s on the telly all the time.
They were talkin’ ’bout him leavin’ in November 2024, then again in November 2023. Seems like they can’t make up their minds. And now, they’re sayin’ it again, November 2024, and somethin’ ’bout March 2023. Confusin’ if you ask me. Maybe he’s already gone, and they just keep replayin’ old shows. Wouldn’t surprise me none. TV’s full of tricks, you know.
And all that talk about data collection and cookies. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. They always want to know your business, these telly folks. Trackin’ everything you do, what you watch, what you buy. Nosy parkers, that’s what they are. I just turn the telly off when they start with that nonsense. Ain’t nobody’s business what I watch.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know ’bout Gary Lineker. Footballer, TV host, loudmouth, November baby. Leavin’ his show, maybe goin’ to Canada, maybe not. Who knows? And who cares, really? He’s just a fella, like I said. Plenty of other things to worry about in this world, like the price of tea and whether it’ll rain tomorrow. That’s what matters to us folks, not some fella on the telly.
BBC News seems to know a lot about him though. Always blabberin’ on. They’re the ones who said he was leavin’ Match of the Day. At the end of the season, or was it after the World Cup in Canada? I can’t keep up with them.
But anyway, that’s Gary Lineker for ya. A whole lotta fuss ’bout nothin’ if you ask me. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go put the kettle on. All this talkin’s made me thirsty.
