That Caroline Wozniacki, she’s a good girl, a good girl. Play that ball game, hit the ball good. Now she got them little ones, two of ’em. One girl, one boy, just like a pair of shoes, one for each foot! Olivia and James, those are the names. Fancy names for a fancy lady, I reckon.
She used to run around, hitting that ball, all over the place. Now she got them kids, gotta run after them, I bet! Caroline Wozniacki kids, that’s what folks are talking ’bout. Olivia and James, two little ones. She got ’em when she weren’t playing that ball game no more. Took a break, like when you gotta sit down after hoeing the garden too long.
She had that little girl first, then the little boy. Just like that. Two little ones running around. Olivia Wozniacki Lee, that’s the girl. James Wozniacki Lee, that’s the boy. Caroline Wozniacki, she’s their mama. That David Lee, he’s their daddy. They are a family, that’s what they are. Good family, I’m sure.
She’s back to playing that ball game now, though. Hitting that ball again, after having them babies. Strong woman, that Caroline. Takes a lot to have them kids and then go back to work. Like going back to the fields after birthing a calf. Tough work, but she does it. She is a strong woman like me.
- She got a girl, Olivia.
- She got a boy, James.
- Caroline Wozniacki kids, that’s what they are.
- She plays that tennis game.
- She had them babies, then went back to playing.
I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ she went to that big ball game place, that US Open. Big place, lots of folks watchin’. She was there with them little ones, Olivia and James. Imagine that, takin’ your babies to work with ya! Like bringin’ your chickens to the market. But she did it.
She talked to some other lady, another ball player. They was talkin’ ’bout them kids, I reckon. Mothers talkin’ ’bout their babies, just like hens cluckin’ over their chicks. That Caroline, she’s a good mama, I bet. Takes care of them little ones, Olivia and James.
She got somethin’ called, what was it? Room-a-toyed Arth-ri-tis. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Like tryin’ to say a whole ear of corn at once. Makes your joints hurt, I hear. She got it when she was playin’ that ball game, when she was number one, they say. Best ball player in the whole world. Then she got that thing, that Room-a-toyed Arth-ri-tis.
But she didn’t let it stop her. Nope. She went and had them babies, Caroline Wozniacki kids, Olivia and James. And then she went back to playin’. Strong woman. She talks about that Room-a-toyed thing, helps other folks who got it. She’s a good one, that Caroline. Just like a good milk cow, strong and givin’.
She tells her story, about that achey thing, that Room-a-toyed. Helps other women, she does. Women with that same achey thing. She is strong, and she got those two little ones, Olivia and James. Keeps her busy, I bet. Like keepin’ up with a couple of piglets runnin’ around the pen.
She partnered up with some company, UCB, that’s what they call it. Like when you team up with your neighbor to bring in the hay. She’s helpin’ them, they’re helpin’ her, she’s helping them other women with that hurt in their joints. Good for her, I say.
So, that Caroline Wozniacki, she’s got them two kids, Olivia and James. She plays that ball game. She got that Room-a-toyed Arth-ri-tis. She helps other folks. She’s a busy woman, a good woman. Like a good strong tree, standin’ tall, even when the wind blows hard. That is what she is like. And I know she will be a good mother.