This Auburn vs Georgia, I tell ya, it’s a big one. It’s like when two big roosters go at it in the yard. Feathers gonna fly, I reckon. Everybody’s talkin’ ’bout it. Georgia, they been doin’ real good lately. Always winnin’, like a fox gettin’ into the henhouse. They are just like those fancy city folks, always showing off their shiny shoes. Auburn, they ain’t no pushover neither. They got some fight in ’em, like a cornered bobcat. They got some good boys, you see, but Georgia is a monster.
That game, I hear it’s gonna be somethin’. They play it every year, like clockwork. Folks call it the “Deep South’s Oldest Rivalry.” Sounds kinda fancy, don’t it? But it just means they been beatin’ up on each other for a long, long time. Longer than I been alive, that’s for sure. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. They say Georgia’s got the upper hand, though. They won more times than a dog has fleas. I heard they won 64 times! Can you believe that? Auburn got 56. And then there’s 8 times they couldn’t even decide who won. Just a whole lotta fuss for nothin’. These kids are crazy, you know?
This year, they say Georgia’s gonna win again. They say Georgia’s got a 96.1% chance. Like pickin’ the biggest pumpkin in the patch, you know it’s gonna be good. Auburn, they only got a little 8.3% chance. Poor fellas. It’s like findin’ a four-leaf clover, it ain’t likely. These odds are just like when I go to the market, you know? I always find the cheapest price.
Now, I heard this game is gonna be on Saturday, September 30th. It is gonna be in the afternoon, 3:30 p.m. That’s when the sun’s startin’ to go down. They gonna play it at that Jordan-Hare Stadium, over in Auburn. Big place, that stadium. Lots of folks gonna be there, hootin’ and hollerin’. Just like a county fair, but with more sweat, I reckon. I used to go to the stadium, you know. But now it’s too tiring for me.
- Georgia, they been winnin’ a lot lately. They’re good.
- Auburn, they gonna try their best, but it’s gonna be tough.
- They play every year, this is a big rivalry, lots of history.
- Georgia’s probably gonna win, they got better odds.
- It’s on Saturday, Sept 30th, at 3:30 PM, at Jordan-Hare Stadium in Auburn.
Last year, I hear Georgia beat Auburn 27 to 20. That’s a pretty close game, I guess. Like two hens fightin’ over the same worm. But Georgia, they always seem to find a way to win. They got that fancy coach, and they got all them fancy players. They go out and get the best ones, like pickin’ the best apples off the tree. They call it “recruiting.” Sounds like a whole lotta work to me. I think this is like the lottery. You know, there are always lucky people.
Now, I don’t know much about bettin’, but I hear folks are puttin’ money on this game. Like bettin’ on which horse is gonna win the race at the fair. I don’t know about that. Seems like a good way to lose your money. But hey, to each their own, I reckon. I know some people are so rich, they don’t care. But I am not them. I need to save money, you know?
This Auburn vs Georgia game, it’s a big deal. Everybody’s gonna be watchin’. Even those who ain’t into football will have to care a little bit. It’s like when the circus comes to town. You can’t help but look. Even if you don’t like clowns, you gotta see what all the fuss is about. But if you ask me, I’d rather watch my soaps. Less noise, and you don’t have to worry about anybody gettin’ hurt. Unless they fall off a cliff, which happens more often than you’d think on those shows. These shows are good. I watch them every day.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Auburn vs Georgia game. It’s gonna be a big one, for sure. I hope the boys don’t fight, you know? They are just kids. But I reckon I’ll be watchin’, just like everybody else. Just to see what all the fuss is about. Maybe I’ll even make a pie. A nice apple pie. With apples I picked myself. Not like those fancy ones they got in Georgia, no sir. These are good, honest apples. Just like the kind you put in a pie.
Anyway, if you like football, you’ll probably enjoy this game. If you don’t, well, there’s always somethin’ else to do. Like watchin’ paint dry. Or countin’ your chickens. Or just sittin’ on the porch and watchin’ the world go by. That’s what I like to do. Just sit and watch. And maybe eat some pie. I love pie.
