Alright, folks, gather ’round. I’ve got a story for ya. You know, I’ve always been curious about random stuff, and lately, I found myself down a rabbit hole trying to figure out how tall Zach Edey’s dad is. You know Zach Edey, right? That giant dude playing for Purdue, the one they call “Big Maple.” Yeah, that guy.
So, I started digging. First, I just typed “Zach Edey” into my search bar. A bunch of articles popped up, talking about how he’s like, the tallest guy in basketball. Not surprising, right? I mean, the dude’s 7-foot-4. But then I got sidetracked, wondering where he got those genes from. Naturally, I went on to search for “Zach Edey’s parents”.
Finding Clues
Turns out, his parents, Glen and Julia Edey, are both pretty tall. One article said his mom, Julia, is 6-foot-3. She used to play basketball herself, back in the day. She grew up in Toronto, a child of Chinese immigrants. Cool, right? But still no info about the dad, Glen.
I kept scrolling, reading more about Zach. Like, did you know they also call him “Zachille O’Neal”? That’s a good one, got to give it to them. Anyway, then I found this hilarious story about Zach’s coach, GG, trying to fit him in his car. He had to push the passenger seat all the way back, and Zach just told him, “Bruh, don’t worry about it.” I can just imagine this giant dude trying to squeeze into a regular car. Hilarious.
Still No Luck…
But still, I couldn’t find anything about how tall Zach’s dad, Glen, is! It’s like he’s a ghost or something. I found out that he’s white, but that doesn’t really tell me anything about his height, does it?
Dead End?
Honestly, I spent way too much time on this. I even tried different search terms, like “Glen Edey height”, “Zach Edey father height”, but nothing! It’s like the internet is hiding this information from me. Maybe he’s just an average-sized dude, and all the height comes from Zach’s mom. Or maybe he’s even taller than Zach, and they’re keeping it a secret!
Conclusion
So, yeah, that’s my story. I went on a wild goose chase for nothing. Still don’t know how tall Zach Edey’s dad is. If any of you guys find out, let me know, okay? I’m still curious!
- Searched for “Zach Edey”
- Searched for “Zach Edey’s parents”
- Read articles about Zach Edey
- Found out his mom’s height (6’3″)
- Tried different search terms for his dad’s height
- Came up empty-handed
It’s a mystery for the ages, I guess.
