Alright, so listen up, y’all. We’re gonna talk about this girl, Audi Crooks. Don’t know her? Well, she’s a basketball player, plays for them Iowa State Cyclones. Big girl, plays center, you know, the one who stays near that basket thingy.
Now, they say she’s somethin’ special, this Audi girl. Comes from Algona, Iowa, that little town. Folks there, they been cheerin’ for her since she was a kid. Apparently, she was good at basketball even back then, always winnin’ stuff at that Bishop Garrigan High School.
Heard tell she’s breakin’ records left and right at Iowa State, even though she’s just a freshman. A freshman! That’s like bein’ the new kid on the block and already bossin’ everyone around. Good for her, I say. Shows she’s got some grit.
- She plays center, that’s the important part.
- Folks in Algona, they really love her.
- She’s winnin’ all sorts of awards, sounds like a real go-getter.
Now, some folks are talkin’ about her weight. Yeah, you heard me right, weight. Seems like some people always gotta find somethin’ to gossip about. They sayin’ she lost some weight, and they wanna know how much.
Well, I ain’t got no scale here, and I ain’t measured the girl myself, but from what I hear, she’s around 180 pounds. That’s a good, strong weight for a basketball player, I reckon. You gotta be sturdy to be bangin’ around under that basket, right?
But they sayin’ she lost some weight. How much? Well, that’s the million-dollar question, ain’t it? Nobody seems to know for sure. Maybe she ate less pie, maybe she ran around more. Who knows? And honestly, who cares? As long as she’s playin’ good basketball, that’s all that matters, right?
It ain’t like she’s modelin’ clothes or somethin’. She’s playin’ basketball. You need strength for that, not to be skinny as a rail. So, all this talk about her weight, it’s just a bunch of hot air, far as I’m concerned.
This Audi girl, she seems like a good kid. Works hard, plays hard, and makes her town proud. That’s more important than any number on a scale. You ask me, people should be focusin’ on how good she is at basketball, not how much she weighs.
They say she eats healthy and exercises. Well, good for her! That’s what everyone should be doin’, ain’t it? But again, it ain’t nobody’s business how much she weighs. She’s a basketball player, not a weigh-in champion. Let the girl play, I say.
So, there you have it. Audi Crooks, basketball player from Iowa. Good at what she does, makes her town proud. And her weight? Well, it’s her business, not yours or mine. Let’s just cheer her on and leave the gossip to the busybodies.
Remember, it’s about what she does on the court, not what the scale says. And from what I hear, she’s doin’ just fine. So, let’s give the girl a break and let her play her game.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. People just like to talk, you know? Gossip, gossip, gossip. Me, I just like to watch a good basketball game. And from what I hear, this Audi girl, she puts on a good show.
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