Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout this Aaron Wise fella and that Valspar Championship thing. Folks were all excited, you know, gettin’ ready to watch him swing them golf sticks. But then, wouldn’t ya know it, the fella just up and quits! Yep, Aaron Wise withdraw valspar, just like that.
Now, I ain’t no golf expert, mind you. I wouldn’t know a birdie from a bogey if it slapped me in the face. But I do know when somethin’ ain’t right. This Aaron, he ain’t been playin’ for a good long while, six months they say. Somethin’ ’bout his head not bein’ right, “mental health” they call it. Sounds fancy, but I reckon it just means he was feelin’ poorly.
They were all set for him to come back, playin’ in that Valspar Championship 2024. Folks were talkin’, plannin’ to watch him on the TV. But then, bam! He’s gone. Withdrawed, they say. Pulled out. Didn’t even start. Left everyone scratchin’ their heads.
- He didn’t even swing a club, just up and left.
- They say he was supposed to play, but he didn’t.
- Now there’s one less fella playin’ in that golf thing.
This whole PGA Tour thing, it’s a bit confusing, all these fellas hittin’ little balls with sticks. But I heard tell that this Valspar thing is a big deal. Folks come from all over to watch. And this Aaron, he was supposed to be a part of it. But he just couldn’t do it, I guess.
Now, they got this other fella, Patrick Cantlay. He pulled out too! But his reason was different. Seems he was busy talkin’ to some big shots, PGA folks and some other golf group, LIV they call it. Maybe they were discussin’ important golf stuff, maybe they were just havin’ a good ol’ time in the Bahamas. Who knows? But it meant he wasn’t playin’ either.
And then there’s this Moore fella. He won last year, but nobody thinks he’s gonna win again. They give him these odds, 90 to 1. That ain’t good, is it? Sounds like they don’t think he’s got a chance. And that other fella, Xander somethin’-or-other, he almost won somethin’ else last week. But almost don’t count, does it?
They got this Copperhead Course place where they play, real fancy-like. They say the wind was blowin’ somethin’ fierce at first, but then it calmed down. They were expectin’ rain, but it never came. And the cutline, whatever that is, was tough. They even had to stop playin’ ’cause it got too dark! Then they started again in the mornin’. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over hittin’ a little ball.
Anyway, this Aaron Wise fella, he’s the one everyone’s talkin’ about. Aaron Wise withdraws, that’s the headline. They didn’t even let nobody else play in his place. Just left the number of players at 153. Some folks are mad about it, sayin’ it ain’t fair. But that’s just how it is sometimes, I reckon.
So, there you have it. Aaron Wise ain’t playin’ in the Valspar Championship. He had to quit. And folks are talkin’. They’re lookin’ for Valspar Championship news, wantin’ to know what’s goin’ on. They’re checkin’ the leaderboard, seein’ who’s winnin’ and who’s losin’. And they’re waitin’ for the latest breaking news, hopin’ for some excitement.
Me? I’ll just stick to watchin’ the birds in my backyard. Less complicated, that’s for sure. But if you’re into golf, well, I guess this Aaron Wise thing is somethin’ to chew on. He was there, then he wasn’t. Just like that. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it?
And they say Champ fella, finished tied for 26th. Three over par, whatever that means. They got folks analyzin’ that too. Analyzin’! Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Just hit the ball and be done with it, that’s what I say. But then again, what do I know? I’m just an old woman tryin’ to make sense of it all.
