Well, let me tell ya ’bout this fella, DeChambeau, and his gal. Folks keep jabberin’ on about it, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, ya know? They say this DeChambeau fella, the one who whacks them golf balls real far, he’s got himself a girlfriend.
Now, I ain’t one for fancy names or nothin’, but they call her Lilia Schneider. Lilia Schneider, that’s it. Sounds like a nice enough name, I reckon. They say she’s a looker, this Lilia. Pretty as a picture, some folks say. I wouldn’t know, ain’t seen her myself. But if DeChambeau likes her, then I guess she must be somethin’ special.
- They ain’t married, mind you. Just datin’, like the young folks do these days. Courtin’, we used to call it back in my day. But things is different now, ain’t they?
- And get this, she plays golf too! Plays it in college, they say. Marian University, somewhere in Indianapolis. Imagine that, a golfin’ couple. Must be nice havin’ someone who understands your whacky ways, ‘specially if you’re whacking balls for a livin’.
Now, they ain’t shoutin’ it from the rooftops or nothin’. Ain’t no fancy announcements or big ol’ parties. Just quiet like, keepin’ it to themselves mostly. But folks talk, ya know? Word gets around. Specially when you’re a big shot like this DeChambeau fella.
He plays in that LIV Golf thing, whatever that is. Sounds fancy. Probably makes a whole heap of money doin’ it too. Good for him, I say. And good for her, this Lilia, if she’s happy. That’s all that matters in the end, ain’t it? Being happy.
Some folks are all gaga over it. “Oh, look at them, so cute together!” they say. Well, I say, they’re just people. Just like you and me. They eat, they sleep, they probably argue sometimes too. That’s life, ain’t it?
DeChambeau and Lilia, huh? Sounds like a regular couple to me. Maybe they go to the movies, maybe they go out for ice cream. Maybe they just sit on the porch and watch the sunset. Who knows? And frankly, it ain’t none of my business. But folks like to gossip, so I’m just tellin’ ya what I heard.
From what I gather, they ain’t made it official, like, you know, with a ring and all that. They’re just datin’ as far as anyone knows. But these young folks today, they do things different than we did. Back in my day, you courted a girl, you asked her pa for permission, and you got hitched. None of this ‘let’s just see where it goes’ business. But times change, I reckon.
He plays that golf all over the place. Travels a lot, I bet. And she’s studyin’ and golfin’ in college. So, I don’t know how much time they actually get to spend together. But I guess they make it work somehow. Love finds a way, they say. Or maybe it’s just convenience, I don’t know. I ain’t no expert on love, that’s for sure.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. DeChambeau, the golfer, and Lilia Schneider, his gal. They’re datin’, they seem happy enough, and the world keeps on turnin’. It ain’t the biggest news in the world, but it’s somethin’ to talk about, I guess. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a cup of tea. All this talkin’ makes a body thirsty.
And one more thing, don’t go believin’ everything you hear. Folks like to exaggerate. Maybe they ain’t even datin’ anymore. Maybe they’re secretly married. Maybe they broke up. Who knows? But that’s what I heard, and I’m stickin’ to it… until I hear somethin’ else, that is.
Tags: [Bryson DeChambeau, Lilia Schneider, LIV Golf, Girlfriend, Dating, Golfer, College, Marian University, Relationship]
