Alright, let’s gab a bit about this Scottie Scheffler fella, the golfer everyone’s yappin’ about. Folks keep askin’, “How tall is that boy?” Well, lemme tell ya, he ain’t no shorty. They say he’s 6 foot 3 inches tall. That’s, what, like… taller than my corn stalks back in the day, I reckon.
Now, I ain’t never seen the boy in person, mind you, but from what them TV folks show, he’s a sturdy one. They say he weighs somethin’ like 200 pounds. Not fat, mind ya, just… solid, like a good ol’ farmhand. He’s got them dark eyes and hair, kinda like that nice preacher who used to come to our church. Folks say he’s handsome, but I ain’t lookin’ at men that way no more, too old for that nonsense.
They also say he started playin’ golf when he was just a little tyke. Said his folks, Diane and Scott, somethin’ like that, gave him some toy golf clubs. Imagine that! My kids were lucky to get a stick and a rock to play with. But I guess that’s how it is for some folks, golfin’ and all that fancy stuff.
Anyway, this Scheffler boy, he swings them clubs real good, they say. Got them hands way up high, then whoosh, the ball goes flyin’. It’s like watchin’ a hawk swoop down on a field mouse, fast and smooth. Folks are impressed, that’s for sure. He’s from somewheres up north, Jersey they say, but then moved down to Texas when he was a young’un. Guess the weather’s better for golfin’ down there, less snow than we got up here.
I heard tell he’s real good at this golfin’ thing. Winning all sorts of tournaments and such. Must be makin’ a pretty penny, I’d say. More money than I ever saw in my whole life, slavin’ away on that farm. Good for him, I guess. He works hard for it and seems to be a decent young man, not one of those spoiled brats you see on TV sometimes.
- Height: 6 foot 3 inches (1.91 meters)
- Weight: 200 pounds (91 kilograms)
- Eyes: Light Brown
- Hair: Black
- From: Started in New Jersey, moved to Dallas, Texas
So there ya have it. That’s what I know about Scottie Scheffler’s height and all that. He’s a tall fella, a good golfer, and seems like a decent enough young man. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my tomato plants. They need more waterin’ than these young golfers need attention, that’s for sure. This hot weather makes them thirsty. And you know what they say, you gotta take care of your own garden before you worry about someone else’s golf game.
And one more thing before I forget. They keep all sorts of information on these golfers. Like, how they swing, where they’re from, their birthdays… the whole shebang. It’s all there on the internet, they say. But I ain’t got time for that internet nonsense. I got real work to do. But if you’re interested, you can look it up yourself. Just search for “Scottie Scheffler bio” or somethin’ like that. You’ll find all sorts of stuff, I bet.
Folks seem to be mighty interested in this young man, more than that fella Tiger somethin’ or other from back in the day, at least ‘round here they do. But I guess that’s how it goes. New faces, new names, always somethin’ new to talk about. But some things stay the same, like a good day’s work and a tall glass of lemonade on a hot afternoon. And that’s somethin’ I understand better than any golf game.
Anyways, hope that answers your question about how tall that Scottie Scheffler is. He’s a big ‘un, alright. Now, I’m done talkin’ about golfers. I got chores to do. And those tomatoes ain’t gonna water themselves.
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