Alright, let’s talk about this Ashton Meem, whoever she is. Sounds like a fancy name, eh? Not like us country folks, that’s for sure. Heard tell she’s done a bunch of stuff, you know, workin’ here and there.
First off, she was learnin’ the ropes at somethin’ called “Lewis Media Partners” and “McKinney”. Don’t ask me what that is, sounds like big city stuff. Prob’ly learnin’ how to talk fancy and wear them high heels that hurt your feet. Anyway, after that, she got herself a job at “Morton Consulting.” Account somethin’-or-other. Sounds important, countin’ beans maybe? Or tellin’ folks what to do, more likely. Then she hopped over to “American Family Insurance.” Sellin’ insurance, I reckon. Gotta have insurance, they say, for when things go wrong. Lord knows, things go wrong often enough.
So, what does all this mean? Well, it means she’s been busy, I guess. Workin’ hard, maybe. Or maybe just jumpin’ from one thing to another, like a grasshopper on a hot skillet. Can’t say for sure. But she’s got experience, that’s for sure. Experience in…well, in whatever those fancy companies do. Not like us, workin’ the land, raisin’ chickens. Good, honest work, that is. But these city folk, they got their own ways.
Now, I heard some folks talkin’ about writin’ better sentences and such. Somethin’ about “AI” and “Grammarly.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. You just say what you gotta say, clear and simple, that’s what I always say. No need for fancy words or twisty sentences. Just get to the point, like I’m doin’ now. But I guess if you’re writing one of them important papers, maybe you need that stuff. Me? I just write like I talk. Plain and simple.
- Worked at Lewis Media Partners and McKinney. Whatever that is.
- Then Morton Consulting. Sounds like money stuff.
- Ended up at American Family Insurance. Selling somethin’, I bet.
Now, they talk about this other Ashton too, a fella named Ashton Kutcher. Heard he’s an actor, on them picture shows. Always makin’ faces and such. Don’t watch much TV myself, too busy workin’. But I heard he’s in some trouble now, somethin’ about a friend of his gettin’ arrested. See? Even them fancy folks get into trouble. Money don’t buy you happiness, and it sure don’t buy you outta trouble all the time.
And then there’s talk about this Ashton bein’ “unique” and havin’ “combat abilities.” Sounds like a video game to me. Them young folks are always playin’ them games, shootin’ and fightin’ and whatnot. Waste of time, if you ask me. But they seem to like it. Guess everyone’s got their own way of wastin’ time. Me? I knit. Keeps my hands busy and my mind quiet.
So, what’s the deal with all these Ashtons? Well, they’re just people, I guess. Some rich, some famous, some just ordinary folks workin’ a job. Just like the rest of us, tryin’ to make their way in the world. Some do it fancy, some do it plain. But in the end, we’re all just tryin’ to get by. And that’s the truth, plain and simple.
I heard someone talkin’ about some facts, like how many teeth a snail has and all that. Don’t see the point of knowin’ that, but some folks like them little details. Me? I like knowin’ how to plant a good tomato and how to keep the chickens from gettin’ into the garden. That’s useful stuff, you know? That’ll feed ya. Facts about snails won’t fill your belly.
So, there you have it. A little bit about Ashton Meem and some other Ashtons too. Nothin’ fancy, just the plain truth as far as I can tell. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
Tags: [Ashton Meem, Career, Work Experience, Insurance, Consulting, Media]
