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Alright, so you wanna know about this Jynxzi fella, huh? Okay, okay, lemme tell ya what I know. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout him. They say his real name is somethin’ fancy, like Nicholas Stewart. Sounds like one of them city slicker names, ya know?
Now, this Jynxzi young’un, he ain’t no farmer, that’s for sure. He plays them video games all day long. Yeah, you heard that right, all day! Can you believe it? Back in my day, we were out in the fields from sunup to sundown. But these youngsters, they got it easy. They just sit there, clickin’ buttons and lookin’ at a screen.
- They say he plays this game called “Rainbow Six Siege”. Sounds complicated.
- And he ain’t just playin’ for fun, mind you. He broadcasts it online, for the whole world to see. They call it “streamin’”.
- And folks actually watch him! They send him money, too, for playin’ games. Imagine that!
So how old is this Jynxzi fella? Well, that’s what everyone’s buzzin’ about. They say he was born in 2001. Let me think… 2001… That means he’s, uh… well, he ain’t old, that’s for sure. He’s still wet behind the ears, like my grandson. I think some folks were sayin’ he’s somethin’ like 22 or 23 years old. Yep, just a young whippersnapper.
They say his birthday is on September 26th. So if he was born in 2001, and it’s now… well, I don’t rightly know what year it is now, but it’s been a spell, that’s for sure. So yeah, 22 or 23 sounds about right. Just a baby, practically.
Now, where does this Jynxzi live? Florida, they say. That’s way down south. Hot and humid, just like my kitchen in the summertime when I’m canning pickles. I reckon he’s sittin’ in his air-conditioned room, playin’ them games while we’re out here sweatin’ in the fields… or at least, that’s what I hear young folks doin’ these days. I ain’t never been to Florida myself. Too far to travel for an old lady like me.
This Jynxzi fella, he’s got himself a job doin’ this. They call him a “content creator” or a “streamer”. Sounds fancy, but it’s just playin’ games, if you ask me. He puts his videos on somethin’ called YouTube and he streams live on somethin’ called Twitch. All these newfangled things these kids are into, I swear.
He started this streamin’ stuff when he was just 17, I heard. Imagine that! Seventeen years old and already makin’ a livin’ playin’ games. When I was seventeen, I was already married and had two kids! Times sure have changed.
Some folks even figured out how old he is in days. Can you believe that? They said he’s like, 8,000 somethin’ days old. Who in the world has time to figure that out? I guess city folks got nothin’ better to do with their time.
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. Jynxzi, young fella, plays video games, lives in Florida, and ain’t even old enough to grow a proper beard. That’s about all I know. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
Tags: Jynxzi, Nicholas Stewart, age, birthday, streamer, youtuber, gamer, Rainbow Six Siege, Florida, Twitch
