Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya how to make this here “internet” thing in that Infinite Craft game. Don’t ask me how I know, just listen. It ain’t rocket science, but it ain’t exactly plantin’ corn neither.
First off, you gotta get yourself some fire. You know, the hot stuff. And then you need some steam. Like when you boil water for tea, but bigger, I guess. Mix them two together, and bam! You got yourself an engine. Big ol’ engine, like the ones them city folks use.
Now, you take that engine, and you make another one just like it. Put them two engines together, and what do ya get? A rocket! Yeah, a dang rocket, like the ones that go to the moon or somethin’. This here game is kinda crazy, but stick with me.
- Fire + Steam = Engine
- Engine + Engine = Rocket
Okay, so you got your rocket. Now, do it again! Make another rocket and stick ’em together. That gives ya a satellite. You know, them things that float around up there in the sky. They say they help us watch TV and stuff. Who knows what them city folks are up to.
But we ain’t done yet. This “internet” thing needs more than just a satellite. You gotta get yourself some water. That ain’t hard, just about everywhere ya look there’s water, in the well, in the river, even in the sky sometimes when it rains. Then you need some earth. You know, dirt. The stuff we walk on every day. Put water and earth together, and you get a plant. Any kinda plant will do, I reckon.
Now, take that plant and put it with another plant. What do ya get? A flower! Pretty little thing, smells nice too. But we ain’t growin’ flowers for nothin’. We need that flower to make the internet, believe it or not.
- Rocket + Rocket = Satellite
- Water + Earth = Plant
- Plant + Plant = Flower
Alright, almost there. Take that flower and put it with the satellite you made earlier. And that, my friends, is how you make the dang internet in this here game. Internet! Fancy word for something that lets them city folks gossip and look at cat pictures all day, I guess.
So, to recap, here’s what you gotta do, step-by-step, like them fancy cookbooks tell ya:
- Get Fire, get Steam, make Engine.
- Get two Engines, make Rocket.
- Get two Rockets, make Satellite.
- Get Water, get Earth, make Plant.
- Get two Plants, make Flower.
- Mix Satellite and Flower, you get Internet!
See? Wasn’t too hard, was it? Now you can go tell all your friends, or whoever you play this here game with, how to make the internet. Maybe they’ll be impressed, maybe they’ll just stare at ya like you’re crazy. Folks these days, they never know what to make of a smart ol’ woman.
And that’s all there is to it. Go on now, get to craftin’! Don’t go wastin’ your time starin’ at the screen, time is money honey, even in a silly game. Remember what I told ya, and you’ll be makin’ all sorts of things in no time. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
This here Infinite Craft game, it’s kinda like life, I guess. You take what you got, mix it up, and see what happens. Sometimes you get somethin’ useful, sometimes you get a mess. But that’s half the fun, ain’t it?
Tags: [Infinite Craft, Internet, Crafting Guide, Game Tips, How-to]
