Alright, so you wanna know when the next WWE pay-per-view is, huh? Well, let me tell ya, it ain’t always easy keepin’ track of all them wrestlin’ shows. They got so many of ’em these days, it’s like tryin’ to count chickens in a dust storm.
But I done heard some folks talkin’, and they said the next big one, they call it a “Premium Live Event” now, fancy ain’t it? Anyways, they said it’s gonna be WWE Saturday Night Main Event on December 14, 2024. Yep, that’s what I heard. They’re gonna be grapplin’ and slammin’ each other over at that Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Uniondale. Sounds like a real hootenanny!
Now, I ain’t too sure about all them other shows they got comin’ up, but I know they got a whole bunch of ’em planned for next year, 2024 that is. They got names like Money in the Bank and whatnot. One fella was sayin’ Money in the Bank is gonna be in Toronto on July 6th at some place called Scotiabank Arena. Big city folks and their fancy names, I tell ya.
- They got this Survivor Series WarGames thing comin’ up soon too, on November 30th. Don’t rightly know what that is, but sounds like a whole lotta fightin’.
- And then there’s all them shows they already had this year. I can’t remember ’em all, but there was a bunch. Seems like they’re always wrestlin’ somewhere.
You know, back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy pay-per-views and premium live events. We just had the wrestlin’ on TV, and that was good enough for us. But these young folks, they like things all flashy and newfangled. Can’t say I blame ’em though, sometimes it’s fun to watch them fellas jump around and pretend to beat each other up.
I also heard somethin’ about some big events happenin’ way off in 2025, in a place called Indianapolis. They’re talkin’ about Royal Rumble in February and then later on WrestleMania and even two nights of SummerSlam. Sounds like them folks in Indianapolis gonna be seein’ a whole lotta wrestlin’. Good for them, I guess.
So, if you wanna watch these fellas wrestle, you gotta get yourself one of them Peacock or WWE Network subscriptions, or somethin’ like that. They don’t just show it on regular TV no more. Everything’s gotta be special and fancy, I reckon. They used to call ’em pay-per-views, but now they call ’em premium live events. Same thing, far as I can tell, just a different name to make it sound all highfalutin.
Anyways, if you wanna know all the dates and places for all them shows, you gotta go look it up online or somethin’. I ain’t got no fancy computer or nothin’ like that. I just hear things from folks around town. But that WWE Saturday Night Main Event on December 14th, that’s the next one comin’ up, so mark your calendars if you wanna see it.
And remember, wrestling is all just for fun. Don’t go tryin’ any of them moves at home, you hear? You might just end up hurtin’ yourself, and then you’ll be sorry. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. That’s what I always say.
So to recap it all for ya, the very next one is that there Saturday Night Main Event on December 14th, and there’s gonna be a whole bunch more next year, in 2024, all over the place. If you wanna know all them dates and places, go ask someone who knows about computers, ‘cause I sure don’t!
That’s all I know about the wrestlin’ shows. Hope that helps ya out some. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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