Alright, so you wanna know about this John McEnroe’s wife, huh? Well, lemme tell ya what I know, the way I know how to tell it. Don’t expect no fancy words from me, I just talk plain.
John McEnroe, that tennis fella, yeah, the one who used to yell a lot on the court. My old man, he used to watch him play. Said he was good, but boy, did he have a temper! Anyways, this John fella, he’s been married a couple of times.
First time around, he married this actress gal, Tatum O’Neal. You know, the movies and all that. They had themselves some kids, three of ’em I think. But, like a lot of those Hollywood types, it didn’t last. Marriage fell apart, like a cheap fence in a windstorm. They say it was messy, lots of yelling and fighting, I reckon. Not my cup of tea, all that drama.
- First Wife: Tatum O’Neal
- Kids: Three
- Marriage Status: Divorced
Now, after that, John, he didn’t stay single forever. He went and found himself another woman, Patty Smyth. This Patty, she’s a singer, see? Had a band back in the day, “Scandal” they called it. Heard some of their songs on the radio, pretty catchy stuff. This one song, “The Warrior,” I think it was called, real popular back then. Made Patty a star in her own right.
So, John and Patty, they got hitched. Been together a good long while now, seems like. They got kids too, two girls this time. Seems like they make a good pair, least from what I hear. They live out in California, fancy house and all, I bet. Good for them, I say. Everyone deserves a bit of happiness, even if they did yell a lot on a tennis court.
Patty Smyth, she’s not just some pretty face, mind you. She’s got a strong voice, and not just when she’s singin’. Heard she keeps John in line, and that’s no small feat, considerin’ his history. They say opposites attract, and maybe that’s true. He was all fire and brimstone on the court, and she’s got that cool rock ‘n’ roll vibe. Seems to work for them, anyhow.
Now, I don’t know all the ins and outs of their lives, mind you. I ain’t no gossip monger. But from what I gather, they seem to have a good thing going. They’re raising their kids, and they’ve been together for ages, which is more than you can say for a lot of folks these days. Marriage is hard work, you know? Takes a lot of give and take, like tending a garden. Gotta pull the weeds and water the good stuff, or it ain’t gonna flourish. Seems like John and Patty, they figured out how to do that.
So, that’s the story as I know it. John McEnroe, the tennis player, first married to Tatum O’Neal, the actress. Then he married Patty Smyth, the singer from Scandal. They got kids, a nice house, and seem to be happy enough. That’s all I got to say about it. Hope it was what you wanted to hear.
And let me tell ya, life ain’t always easy. Whether you’re famous like them or just a regular Joe like me, you gotta work at relationships. You gotta be patient, and you gotta be willin’ to forgive. Nobody’s perfect, not even those movie stars and tennis champions. They put their pants on one leg at a time just like the rest of us. So, good for John and Patty, finding love the second time around. It gives a body hope, don’t it?
And that’s all she wrote, folks. John McEnroe and his wives. A tennis player, an actress, and a rock singer. Sounds like a story you’d hear down at the beauty parlor, don’t it? But that’s life for ya, full of surprises.
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