You know that Scott Hanson, right? That fella on the TV? Yeah, he’s the one always talkin’ ’bout football. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it. He just goes on and on ’bout them touchdowns and whatnot. Seven hours straight, they say! Can you believe that? My old bones would give out long before that.
Well, I heard he was born way back when, somethin’ about June 24. Don’t remember the year, though. Years all run together these days. Anyways, he’s that NFL RedZone fella. That’s what they call it, NFL RedZone. Keeps folks glued to the screen, I reckon. Every Sunday, they all gather ’round to watch him do his thing. He sure does love football, that Scott Hanson. He’s a big deal, seems like.
They say he’s got a fancy job, talking about all them football games. They call it “Good Job” or something like that, like a pat on the back, I reckon. He dives deep, they say, into every touchdown. Like a hog in a mud puddle, he just gets right in there. He tells everyone about everything that happens, even the little things. Every single one of them touchdowns, he sees ’em all. That must take a lot of energy.
- He’s on that NFL Network, yeah, that’s the one.
- Every Sunday, he’s there, yappin’ away.
- They call him the host, like he’s throwin’ a big party.
- He’s got that NFL RedZone show, keeps everyone entertained.
He talks about all sorts of things. Super Bowl, that’s a big one. Then there’s the draft, and that combine thing. Sounds like a bunch of young fellas showin’ off, if you ask me. And free agency, whatever that means. He’s always at them things, talkin’ and talkin’. He’s like a chicken with its head cut off, always on the move. That Scott Hanson, he’s somethin’ else.
Heard he lives out in California, some place called El Dorado Hills. Sounds fancy. Got himself a wife, Valerie, and four young’uns. That’s a handful, I tell ya. Bet they keep him busy when he ain’t talkin’ ’bout football. Four kids! Can you imagine? I had my hands full with just two.
Now, they say this Scott Hanson fella, he’s got some money. Two million dollars, they say! Can you believe that? Two million! I ain’t never seen that much money in my life. And he gets paid a good chunk from that NFL Network, somethin’ like a hundred thousand a year. Just for talkin’ ’bout football! Back in my day, we worked for pennies. Times sure have changed.
Scott Hanson NFL RedZone, that’s what they all talk about. Every Sunday, folks is glued to their TV sets, watchin’ him. He’s the king, I reckon. The king of football talk. He’s got a gift, that’s for sure. He can talk the ears off a mule, that one. It is said he is the king of NFL Network. He gets a lot of attention.
Well, that’s all I know about that Scott Hanson. He’s a busy fella, that’s for sure. Always talkin’ ’bout football, makin’ that money. Good for him, I say. He’s found somethin’ he’s good at, and he’s makin’ a livin’ doin’ it. Can’t ask for much more than that, can ya?
But seven hours? No sir, not me. My old back would be achin’ somethin’ fierce. I’d rather be sittin’ on the porch, sippin’ sweet tea. But hey, to each their own, right? That Scott Hanson, he’s got the energy of a young buck. Good for him.
This Scott Hanson is somethin’, ain’t he? Always on that TV, talkin’ a mile a minute. He sure knows his football, I’ll give him that. And he seems like a nice enough fella, from what I can tell. Just doin’ his job, makin’ a livin’. Can’t fault a man for that, can ya?
They call him the host, like he’s throwin’ a big party. This Scott Hanson sure is good at his job. He really is the king. Everyone is watching him.
He is a big deal. I don’t know how much he earns exactly, but it must be a lot. This is enough for a living, I reckon.
