Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, mimicking the style and tone of your example, about the “tyler hall stafford” search:

So, I was messing around online today, you know, just killing time. I ended up Googling this “tyler hall stafford” thing. Don’t even ask me why, it just popped into my head. I think it’s because, like, I remembered a stafford from a long time ago, haha.
First, I just typed it into Google. Straight up, just “tyler hall stafford.” Boom. Hit enter.
I started scrolling. I tried to find what I’m looking * took me sometime.
I was clicking around, and trying to locate what I want.
Then I tried using other search engines,just kept looking around.
Finally, I got what I want, * took me some time but I finally got * too complicated, but, man, it takes time to do it sometimes.